My Fucking Keys | Hand Stamped Metal Keyring | Adult Humor | Keychain Gift | Funny Gift Idea

“My Fucking Keys“ is stamped by hand on this motel key fob shaped metal blank. How many times have you uttered those words… “Where are my fucking keys??“ 

I personally hand stamp all of the lettering and designs in my NJ studio. Each letter and design is hand aligned and hammered into the metal, so the placement of the wording and designs will vary slightly from piece to piece. After stamping, I darken the impressions so they stand out. To retain the contrast, it is highly recommended that the piece is not exposed to excessive moisture (bathing, swimming, exercise).

Materials: 2"x1” aluminum dog tag and stainless steel key ring.

Custom orders are my specialty! Let’s design something together! Send me a convo and I will create a listing for you!

I no longer include invoices with my orders - I’m going green! You will receive an electronic invoice so you’ll have a record of your purchase. When I ship your order, you will get a notification with a tracking number.

Please, please know that I am so very appreciative of each and every purchase you make from me, every time you leave a review (hopefully positive!) and each time you share my shop with your friends and family! Please consider this my thank you to you! xo

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If you'd like a size or design that's not listed, please reach out - I would he happy to discuss the possibilities! Just shoot me over an email or message me!